Dany’s vision of the Throne Room comes true
Dany’s vision of the Throne Room comes true

How Game of Thrones finally ends


When you play the Game of Thrones, you win or you die. That's how the saying goes. Or that's how the saying went.

Turns out you can play and not die, and only kind of win?


After Dany quickly becomes any other totalitarian ruler and Game of Thrones briefly becomes a sci-fi dystopian instead of a fantasy epic, the dragon queen's march towards the Iron Throne is snuffed out by her lover/follower/nephew.

Despite standing next to the throne she's been chasing this whole series, Dany never even got the chance to sit on it.

Jon Snow, after pleas from Tyrion, does the only thing he can - he puts a knife through her mid-embrace, bringing to an end her terror over the innocent people of the realm. You can't pledge to bring your so-called "tyranny busting" to all corners of Westeros after murdering thousands of them. It doesn't look good.

The greatest of betrayals
The greatest of betrayals

Drogon, wailing in agony, burns down the Iron Throne but not Jon, perhaps instinctively recognising that power is what ultimately killed Dany.

He takes her in his talons and carries her body off to east, possibly to that acid-trip cave from How to Train Your Dragon 3.

But Jon doesn't replace Dany. Instead, the remaining lords and ladies of Westeros decide to vote, but only among themselves, who the new King or Queen should be.

We see the return of Yara Greyjoy, who's miffed that her Queen was killed, but then she didn't witness all the wanton death and destruction of the previous episode. Robin Arryn is here to vote, and so is Edmure Tully, who puts his name forward before he's laughed down by his own niece. Poor guy.

Sam briefly flirts with the idea of extending the choice to everyone - democracy! More like demo-CRAZY, smirks the others.

Bran the Broken
Bran the Broken

Roll forward, Bran Stark, who already comes with his own throne. Bran the Broken, the First of His Name, King of the Andals, Ruler of the Six Kingdoms.

Oh yeah, now there are only six kingdoms after Sansa declared the North will once again be an independent kingdom.

The gathered folk agree that from now on, the monarch will be chosen by the lords of Westeros and will automatically go to the next heir.

Tyrion will be the hand of the king, even if he doesn't want it. Sam becomes the new archmaester, Bronn gets Highgarden and the purse strings while Davos gets to be Master of Ships (and the Master of Shade).

Brienne becomes a knight again, a knight of the not-quite-roundtable in Bran's counsel of advisors, and finishes Jaime's story in a big old book.

Grey Worm, the Unsullied and the Dothraki sail back to Essos, their bloodlust for vengeance not quite satiated.

Arya sails off on a boat, flying the Stark banner, to where the map ends. Sansa is declared Queen of the North.

Who’s such a good boy!
Who’s such a good boy!

Jon is spared from death for his treasonous act, and as a compromise, is sentenced to take the black, seemingly ending where he started.

But when he gets to Castle Black, he finds Tormund and the rest of the Wildlings waiting for him. He finally, finally pats the very good boy, Ghost.

Together, the gates open to beyond the wall and the whole band rides off into the "real north", Jon finally at peace.

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Mance Rayder 2.0
Mance Rayder 2.0